Thursday, 13 October 2011

CPD23:12 The Really Big Society pt.I


By day, Igor is a gawky, timid wretch with no confidence and no social skills whatsoever. But on the Glittering Russian Dolls forum he becomes Incredible Ingrid, the incorrigible, immaculate Empress of the internet: an outgoing and popular participant in an abstract global drag scene. In his home city of Magnitogorsk there are few physical outlets for his interests; indeed, for someone as shy as Igor there are none. But online he can cast off the ill-fitting mantle of his daily life: the uncomfortable shrinking-violet suit in which he was born. He can be himself: a new self he has created in a fresh mental image. He can be Incredible Ingrid, and in that role he can know no fear!


Incredible Ingrid may or may not be a Glittering Russian Doll
such as the one pictured above (which smells of lavender).

Incredible Ingrid has not limited her online activities to Glittering Russian Dolls. In this persona, Igor has colonized the internet: @IncredibleIngrid's tweets entertain thousands daily; her blog is similarly well-read. Her YouTube account became so popular that it had to be deleted lest one of Igor's work colleagues should stumble upon it. You can even email ingrid@incredibleingrid.co.ru should you wish. 

On Facebook you can find Ingrid Incredibleva, and the Google+ identity police have yet to catch up with an account of the same name on their books. Igor, on the other hand, is largely absent from the internet. 

There are many reasons why we might wish to foster an anonymous identity online, not least that, in spite of its size, the internet that most of us use is an open place with very few hidey-holes. We humans behave differently in one social environment to how we behave in another: our work demeanour is not the same as our wild-night-out demeanour or the personality we present to our children or parents. For this reason, many people try to foster separate identities on the internet: a formal worklife presence on the likes of LinkedIn, a familial pose on Facebook, a cheekier aspect on Twitter...

On the internet there are few hiding places, but plenty
of pictures of Cary Grant being chased by a crop-duster.

If you try to keep this separation of intent while consistently using your own name, Google will undo all your hard work. A handle is required if one is to assume some control over ones identities, and to maintain some sense of anonymity. There is nothing underhand about wanting to manage the audience of any remarks you make: there is little opportunity to whisper on the internet: it's a terribly echoy place and everything you say can be heard by anyone who inclines an ear.

Google+ seems to follow the school of thought that anyone in a hood is up to no good. It is certainly true that, freed of the responsibilities placed upon us in real life by our social cages, the anonymous user may over-exercise their liberty to the point of offensiveness and abuse. My first experience of the web, in 1996, was as one of a number of drunken teenagers causing trouble in the Yahoo Village Pub chatroom; perhaps it is a rite of passage to feel out the boundaries of acceptable behaviour on the internet just as it is in childhood. But trolls hide behind but a tiny fraction of usernames, and the same principle that empowers someone to post goatse.cx on a forum also allows Igor to overcome his shyness and entertain thousands with wit and charm.

They say that those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear, usually before brutally torturing you. We all have something to hide, either from some future dystopian state with access to Google, or simply from those with whom we adopt a different social register. Mrs Goggins blogs about her impressive lingerie collection but would be mortified were Postman Pat ever to find out. It would add undue baggage to their professional relationship. Likewise, Miss Hubbard keeps private her obsessional fanaticism for East 17: she has an image to uphold and that would do it no good whatsoever. Just as a teacher may choose to maintain an almost supernatural detachment from her class, never revealing any personal details beyond title and surname, so the anonymous web user stays aloof from their public life.

 Miss Hubbard throwing some shapes to "Steam" while nobody is looking.

The greatest problem we face in social circles is the crunching of gears that can take place when two of those circles collide: the uncomfortable situation of meeting your boss in a club, or the horror show that is taking a partner home to meet the parents. That's why, as I have discussed many times before, I operate two Twitter accounts, and keep my Facebook account largely at arm's length.

It's also why I'm very dismayed by the latest move at my favourite subscription library: Spotify. Keen to exploit the publicity power of the Facebook wall, they're now insisting that new users sign in with a Facebook account. Of course, you could quite easily set up a sham Facebook account for the purpose, but that would be a breach of Facebook's terms and conditions, and you'd run the risk of having your account (and hence perhaps your access to Spotify) rescinded. The principle at play here is a worrying one, especially in the wake of the Google+ daftness. It's the sort of thing that deserves to be treated with contempt, like Facebook's policy before it.

The great novelty of Google+ was the Circles model, but if you want to address multiple audiences, all you really need is multiple accounts. There's no limit to the number of Facebook or Twitter accounts you can have (save, perhaps, the number of email addresses you can procure), and all can easily be managed using third-party clients like Seesmic. Now Facebook can handle circles too, Google+ resembles more and more the same sort of desert in which we earlier met Cary Grant.


My own "crunching gears", from Showing Some Leg.

What does any of this have to do with CPD23? It is the social media landscape: a masquerade ball. Irrespective of how many personae we present to the world, and the liberation we may feel in so doing, these characters are still held within a social framework, albeit perhaps held in a more comfortable embrace. Incredible Ingrid exists as a real entity, bound by reputation, and by the mores of the social media she frequents. Were Ingrid to play the troll, she would soon find herself ostracised by her peers. Were she to employ the other old forum no-no of sock-puppetry: the creation of a second account to lend assent to the arguments of the first, people would likely come to notice (as they have on so many forums in the past), and Ingrid's credibility would be left in tatters. Such social checks and balances exist within the virtual environment just as they do in the physical realm.

Wikipedia makes for an interesting case study. Back in my day, most passing vandalism was conducted by nameless IP addresses thrilled by the freedom the project offered: "You mean, I can write PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS all over the entry for Bob Carolgees? Wow!: PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS!" It's quite a rush one gets, I'm sure, and also very easy to spot and revert. The more troublesome vandals, those whose amusement was to change dates and insert carefully masked untruths, almost always had a username. This is slightly strange, given that it, too, made their actions easy to unpick once their miscreancy had been spotted, but in a way meant that they could slip under the radar a touch, if only for a moment: the assumption that anonymous users would cause the trouble protected many a naughtiness from being noticed.

Pissing on the internet.

Such characters gained themselves reputations, and, ultimately, bans. They would reappear under new monikers and the circle would turn again. Trolls can be truly tenacious creatures, and troll hunting can prove arduous sport. But all liberty can be abused: such is the price of freedom. The cost of that most prized of liberties, freedom of speech, is that people are free to say all sorts of shit which one must grin and bear. But such individuals are, usually, in a minority. Most people out there in online society are decent types, although they may not necessarily agree with you. A curious phenomenon oft observed on Twitter and Facebook is the 'unfollow' / 'unfriend'. At some point you begin to follow somebody, presumably because they said something or did something of which you approved or agreed, and then at some point later they say something with which you do not agree (perhaps something which even offends you) and you remove them from your feed.

This is all well and good if one treats the feed as a form of entertainment: other users are performing jesters placed there for our pleasure (dance for me or I will turn my attentions elsewhere!). But if our feed is to genuinely be a representative social community (in the way that, say, a forum may potentially be), a certain tolerance is required. Some views are hard to stomach, of course, and some are downright unpleasant. A little discrimination in the friends we choose is inevitable, as it is in the real world. It may be that in the balance of things, the 'offensive' posts outstrip the 'assenting' or 'amusing' to such an extent that a user is rendered intolerable. But tolerance operates on both sides. A user who actively divorces themself from opinion other than their own cannot realistically be described as tolerant. Rather, they are sheltered. I type from a liberal perspective, from which I have observed several who appear to genuinely believe that The Guardian represents some sort of middle ground or normative opinion. I would love that this were true, but it demonstrably is not. Such people exist within a bubble, and this self-imposed ghettoization occurs with a particular frequency on Twitter (moreso than Facebook, whose old-schoolfriend model may lend a degree more patience).

I am not trying to say that one should sit there tolerating the intolerant, or that those embarking on an approach of comfortable isolation from opinions they dislike are necessarily wrong to do so. Rather I am attempting to illustrate that some online social realms are communes and not (as some of their membership may believe) representative microcosms of the wider world. The Glittering Russian Dolls forum specifically caters to a single-issue interest group: while their broader outlook and politics may vary, the majority of its users are cross-dressing Russians of one form or another. The modern social networks can pride themselves on a potentially wider scope of interests than a single-issue forum, but may end up limiting themselves on the opposite axis: the core interests may vary while the outlook and politics fix.

These two axes will limit the size and variation within our online society. We may be both topically and socially specific: "27-year-old Vegan Librarians for the Monster Raving Loonies in Basildon"; we may even be utterly liberal on both counts and befriend everybody we come across. More likely, we will have to balance the two scales in search of a happy medium.

 "A happy medium."

The power to sanitize our physical environments of conversational flash-points is largely lacking in the fleshier reality, though many a nascent social community will attempt to embargo talk of politics or religion lest it escalate into thermonuclear war (or at the very least a duel of noughts and crosses). But online, not only can we assume an ideal face, relinquishing the baggage we have to lug around in the real world; we can also prance about in an ideal community where everyone agrees with us and there is never discord.

Dawkins takes on the Vatican's new supercomputer
in a testy game of Global Theological Debate.

The problem with such closed communities is that they are sheltered not only from the grimmer reality but also from arguments that may advance their own position. The King who knows nothing but the yea-saying of his courtesans knows nothing indeed. The peasants storming the Royal Palace are presumably doing so to express their love for him all the closer. The perfect isolation is a denial of a grimmer imperfect world and is not necessarily a healthy approach.

A similar state of affairs exists in the physical workplace: not least the old cliché (all too often in place) of a management structure that refuses to heed the advice of its workforce, or that other oft-seen tragedy of the blinkered organization, unaware of rival innovations. Other points of view may be inconvenient but they exist, and will ultimately have to be negotiated. As hard as it may be to accept, they might also, on occasion, be right.

A not uncontroversial model for dealing with terminal illness.
Also patronizingly employed by managers who wish to
demean the contributions and concerns of their employees.

Let's try to tether this thing down again before it drifts into a rant about management intransigence. For a society, be it on Earth or in Cyberspace, to be anything other than a police-state, it must be tolerant of ideas and actions of which it does not approve. It can condemn such actions, it can question them or stand aloof from them, but it should not completely ignore them or deny their existence, sticking its fingers in its ears and singing "la-la-la". Ideally it should engage with them, though this can be arduous and far from fun, and will all too often ignite into a flame war as passion trumps empathy. But an effective society must face its demons, not hide from them behind the settee of a silencing 'unfollow'. In a truly free society, any member is allowed to talk shit, and any other member is allowed to listen to that shit and decide how shit it is. There is no censorship. Some coprophages in our society may swallow the shit gleefully, which is a shame, but then it is the rest of society's job to educate those poor individuals in the nutritional failings and potential health-risks inherent in said shit.

This is all speculative philosophy, and quite what it has to do with the pockets of librarians that exist online I'm not entirely sure. We're all a lovely lot, after all, and despite certain rumours of cliquedom, the librarians of Twitter are undeniably welcoming of anyone willing to associate with them. But should discord ever strike in our virtual stacks, what strategies might we employ to overcome it?

When two minds meet online, the difference between their respective perspectives has the potential to be proportionally as great as the geographical distance involved: the internet is the greatest mass long-distance communication device ever developed; pen-pals were never so sociable. This just adds to the mix of philosophies, and the soup of shared experience found online. But as communities merge, certain absolute values are found to be less absolute than was believed to be the case. At Wikipedia (an exquisite example of the commune made microcosmic good) a certain naïvety was revealed in the aspiration to the NPOV. It was all too quickly discovered that the neutrality as perceived by one individual was different to the neutrality as perceived by another (any articles relating to the Irish or Palestinian 'Questions' offer excellent examples of this, but the problem is broader than territorial politics). This classic infographic charts some of the more fiercely fought Edit Wars in Wikipedia's brief and violent history, and indicates that it wasn't just on the location of neutrality where cultures clashed (see also [[Wikipedia: Lamest edit wars]]). Many such battles would stretch on indefinitely were it not for interventions. But while some disputes would face the lock of arbitration, others could be inventively resolved. My favourite case was [[Football]]: With so many nations using the term to mean different games, much energy was devoted to the question of what should occupy the page: common sense might suggest we duck the issue and just have the page as a disambiguation, but the Association crowd felt passionately that they were rightful owners of the term, which would ire the Americans, and cause splutters of derision from the Rugby fans. After some discussion a glorious compromise was reached: the page should be a genealogical history of all the Footballs. Consider this masterful opening paragraph: 
Football may refer to one of a number of team sports which all involve, to varying degrees, kicking a ball with the foot to score a goal. The most popular of these sports worldwide is association football, more commonly known as just "football" or "soccer". Unqualified, the word football applies to whichever form of football is the most popular in the regional context in which the word appears, including American football, Australian rules football, Canadian football, Gaelic football, rugby league, rugby union and other related games. These variations of football are known as football "codes".
 That's the sort of thing of which society is capable if it puts its mind to it.

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Library Camp: Call me Sarah if it makes things easier...

After a long soak in the bath, getting all the mud out of my knees, it's time to report on the fascinating cake-fuelled jamboree that was Library Camp. The camping was largely confined to flamboyance, moreso than any tented, fireside frollicks (I'd brought my blanket for nothing, it seems), but I can turn my hand to both, and embraced the Aquarian spirit of the "unconference" with a spring in my step (albeit weighed down by the blanket in my bag).

Mabel's tale of cake and camping would prove inspirational.

A diesel leak at Burton-on-Trent livened up an otherwise clockwork journey down, but well before half past nine I had already scrawled some illegible half-sentence on a green paper foot, and rebeliously attached it to the wall with magic tape rather than the prescribed aerosol. That being done it was time to cling pathetically to the skirts of @rachel_s_b (as is tradition) for the immediate social ice-breaking before spotting @LibWig and the impressively yellow-stockinged @theatregrad (both formerly of this parish) to compare dissertation notes and mourn the theft of my formerly-flowing locks. On the subject of locks and impressive colour, it would be amiss not to again congratulate the hair-dying talents of @JenniferYellin, whose vivid purple barnet provoked envy in many an undelegate, myself included (not that I have much to dye at the moment, having fallen victim to an over-enthusiastic barberian). In addition to resplendent hair and terrific tights, there was, in @Batty_Towers' telephone's terms a "lot of lovely crickets going on in this room" (where "crickets" is 'autocorrect' for "frockage"), not least @Jo_Bo_Anderson's foxy little number. As much as I would've loved to have added to this frockage, social norms requested otherwise, so I opted for my Lundiest jumper (not very Lundy at all, but Lundier than all my others; to describe it as Lundy on eBay would be a contravension of the terms and conditions regarding item descriptions) which earned a fine compliment from @Girlinthe who asked if I'd knitted it myself. Alas, my knitting talents are not allowed to be described as either "talents" or "knitting", though I rather wish otherwise. Perhaps I should take up the needles and check out that Vogue knitbook again so that I might join in with the #knitcamp at next year's event. 

The formalities of the day began with a circulating microphone by which we might each introduce ourselves to our fellow campers, and express what we hoped to achieve from the day. This was a lengthy process, revealing a startlingly large number of Sarahs congregated in the one place, and all the jokes that one might choose to employ at such introductions were soon exhausted long before the microphone reached me. I think I came up with something about how I intended to "point at all the people I recognize from Twitter". This was not always easy: while @lemurph made herself plain by covering herself in Cumberbatch, and profligate and unambiguous use of labels rendered @MichaelStead similarly easy to spot, @llordllama is much less woolly than his avatar might suggest, and @bethanr, who was shrewd enough to recognize me as my Kingly self in spite of my lack of ermine, had herself neglected to don her recently characteristic lemurs. Still, much pointing opportunities did indeed present themselves throughout the day, and it was also good to see (and catch up with) many familiar faces from the New Professionals Conference earlier this year.

In addition to being a point-fest and knitting circle, Library Camp also offered some opportunity to discuss and consider ideas of library theory and practice. This aspect of the day began soon after the introductions, with a slightly chaotic 'pitch' session (during which I had a small nap) that culminated in the hasty establishment of a timetable of events in the form of a lot of post-it-notes on a whiteboard grid. Once the immediate congregation had died away, and it was possible to get close enough to the schedule to read it, it was time to exercise one of my least favourite activities in life: Decision Making.

For first period, I decided to take a virtual tour of the forthcoming Birmingham Central Library. This was conducted in that curious nightmare world that is Second Life. I dabbled with Second Life a good five or more years ago, and just fired it up again to have another mooch around Brum for blogging purposes, only to have to start from scratch, building up a new avatar because the latest version doesn't seem to support my old login. Anyway, the horrible clunkiness of Second Life aside, this project does at least give a rough idea of how the new library will be, although they haven't dared make an aural prediction of how the acoustics will operate given that the children's library is right at the bottom of the atrium. The atrial design is my biggest concern, though I am pleased to see that the reference study is behind glass so will likely be isolated from any rising din. There are also a couple of exciting roof gardens, and it will be interesting to observe how they will  come to be policed, from a book security perspective.


A Saint's Eye View of the Shakespeare Memorial Room 
which is moving house for a second time.

Perhaps the greatest feature of the new library is the Book Rotunda (I am unaware of any Bull Rings in the new library, but there are at least two Rotundas): a proper bit of library pornography: five rings of mezzanined full-wall bookstack (although if the Second Life render is anything to go by, one has to have the power of flight to reach the gallery walkways). This vast array of tomes means more material on display than was previously the case (although there will still be two floors of closed stack in the place).

Music practice rooms, and perhaps even instrument loans, are intended, adjacent to a rather curious amphitheatre thing that reminds me of a smaller version of Sheffield's sorely missed Hole In The Road. Speaking of dead modernist masterpieces, what will happen to the externally stunning (though by all accounts internally infuriating) current library remains unknown. 

You can find the planning documents for the new library here, although they reveal only so much. One gets the impression that the finer details (or the practicalities) will be aptly improvised once the building is up.

First period over... let caketime begin! Oh so much cake... Everywhere, cake...

And then to the second session: Special Collections. Moments after taking my seat I felt a particular sense of comfort and proper place: it is my career ambition to have myself a Special Collection, and this session seemed to confirm that such desires were soundly placed. I cannot express this curious sensation of fit in any sensible, logical, meaningful way, but it possessed me all the same. The natter that followed (natter being the right word for it, I feel) was a meandering one, taking in the lessons from the museum sector regards space and display; the possible destiny of many libraries as the White Dwarf that is a Special Collection; the benefits (and inherent drawbacks that accompany them) of blogging and digitization... It was a fascinating little discussion and one of my highlights of the day, if only for seeming to confirm my desires.

Time for some more cake, methinks. Lots of cake. Oooh... lovely cake!

The next session (considering the Library as repository) saw us take up arms against our sea of troubles lest our books be metaphorically water-damaged. Swimming in that sea we find, on the one fin, publishing rackets that gleefully rent out to us (electronically) the journals we used to own (physically), and on the other, overly demarcated local government communications departments getting in the way of simple promotions: the behemoth of bureaucracy that is the price of a local position. We considered the balance of floorspace between study and storage, the rise and rise of Local Studies, and the importance of the library as sanctuary and public environment. Throughout there was a sense that libraries need to work together as consortia if they are to overcome many of the more corporate obstacles faced. Given the nature of local government and tendering rules, this may not be as easy for public libraries as it is for plastic robot dinosaurs piloted by teenagers.

 If I could've found footage of the Battle of the Planets 
spaceships coming together I would've used that instead.

But enough of such library talk... there is cake to be eaten. And sandwiches... [looks at sandwiches]... Forget the sandwiches... there is cake!

Several slices of cake later, and it is the afternoon. Time for another session, this time from the impressively bearded User:Pigsonthewing, who I first encountered in a different life back when I lived on Special:Recent Changes. He talked about how museums, libraries and galleries can use Wikipedia / Wikimedia Commons as a cunning mechanism for releasing and hosting content. For example, an event in which keen editors were let lose on a particular collection produced 1,200 articles from the stuff. <wikipedia joke>All sounds dangerously close to Original Research to me!</wikipedia joke> Ask both what Wikipedia can do for libraries and libraries for Wikipedia at the glamourously titled Wikipedia:GLAM project.

Need more cake. Must have cake! Caaaaaake!

By this point, cake was clearly taking its toll on those around the campfire who'd had to get up particularly early that morning (probably tripping over guy-ropes on their way to the toilet-tent). Many a fragmented conversation, blank stare, and lust for coffee were manifesting (coffee being the only known cure for a cake overdose;  apparently most effectively administered by a knitting needle straight into the mainline). I decided to leave the final session to chance, aimlessly wandering into one of the rooms and entering a conversation about #uklibchat. So far I haven't really been involved with this hashtag game, mainly on account of being on the bus / having dinner during much of it. I've also been a bit tentative about getting involved on account of the formal structure of the thing: the introductions, and indeed the preordained running-order, make me feel a bit like an interloper by the time I arrive in this corner of Twitterton. This is silly, of course, but then so am I. The speed at which conversations operate also puts me off a little: Do you have any idea how long it takes me to craft some of my tweets - sculpting them down to a perfect 140 characters of concision and elegance? By the time I've distilled the perfect response to Q5, say, Q6 is already skipping down my timeline. I exaggerate to a degree, but the successful nature of UK LibChat means that it often whizzes along in a blur, like a game of ice hockey or some snazzy shoot-em-up. When the pace gets to that level I begin to glaze over a little: TOO MUCH INPUT / CANNOT COMPUTE. I descend into Guru Meditations and withdraw to some more whimsical hashtaggery.

  Computing in 01'30"...

This is not a problem with LibChat so much as a problem with my slow-cooking brain and my pathetic shyness (which can extend as far as Twitter on such occasions that it exhibits even marginal levels of formality). I suppose for my own part I would like a less formal structure, or more liberal abuse of the #uklibchat hashtag: perhaps having it appended to any library query / appeal at any time. But perhaps I should stop being so pathetic, and get properly stuck in, instead. Or maybe I should just dose myself up on cake:

 Would you like another slice of Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack?

No...! No more cake...! Please, no more cake! I'll tell you anything!

A resident poet (good work if you can get it) then regaled us with his slightly over-delivered doggerel. Not that I minded... I'd had my tickets drawn out in the raffle and was now a bottle of champers better off. If I wasn't already impressed with Library Camp, this would've been sufficient to buy me off. But even without the help of free booze, I feel the whole thing proved a decided success. I enjoyed the informality of it all, and (for the most part) the cake (with champagne in hand, I could even tolerate the rhyming). I want another go! Can we do it again next weekend?!

Library Camp formally over (the only formality of the day), it was time for @deadlylibrarian (of whom I have considerable tattoo envy) to lead us to a pub. Oh, the tales I could tell of what went on that night! Ah, but I see that the embers are dying away on this fire, and your blanket is failing in its duties. Come, let us return to the warmth of our respective sleeping bags and save such stories for future camps. We must get some sleep, for tomorrow I have wool to buy.

Thursday, 22 September 2011

CPD23:10,11: The Tiresiad

Tell me, O Evelin, of the man of many devices, who wandered full many ways after sparing the snakes in the sacred citadel of Eboracum. Many were the men whose cities he saw and whose mind he learned, aye, and many the woes he suffered in his heart across the land, seeking to win his old life and the return of his comrades. Yet even so he saved not his comrades, though he desired it sore, for through their own blind folly they perished—fools, who devoured the geese of Dame Judy; but she took from them the day of their returning. 

Of these things, Saint, beginning where thou wilt, tell thou even unto us. Now all those students of Ebor, as many as had escaped sheer destruction, were at home, safe from impoverishment and squalor, but not even there was Tiresias free from toils, and he alone, filled with longing for return to that passed life, did the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions keep back in his hollow caves, yearning that Tiresias should be his slave. But when, as the seasons revolved, the year came in which the gods had ordained that Tiresias should return fully to the world of men, the goddess, flashing-eyed Iris, pitied him, saying: “I will go to Sheffield, that I may the more arouse Tiresias, and set courage in his heart.”

So she spoke, and bound beneath her feet her beautiful slippers, immortal, silver, which were wont to bear her both over the waters of the sea and over the boundless land swift as the blasts of the wind. Then she went darting down from the planes of York, and took her stand in the land of Sheffield at the outer gate of Walkley, and she bore the likeness of a stranger, Mentor, the leader of the Librarians. There, within a tavern, she found many proud and drunken fools. They were taking their pleasure at draughts in front of the doors; some were mixing wine and ale, others were portioning out meats in abundance.

Her the godlike Tiresias was far the first to see, for he was sitting among the drinkers. Beholding Iris, he clasped her right hand and addressed her with winged words:

“Hail, stranger; in this house thou shalt find entertainment and then, when thou hast tasted food, thou shalt tell of what thou hast need.”

So saying, he led the way, and Iris followed. And when they were within the decorous lounge, Iris herself he led and seated on a chair, spreading a linen cloth beneath—a beautiful chair, richly-wrought, and below was a footstool for the feet. Beside it he placed for himself an inlaid seat, apart from the others, and brought bread and therewith dainties in abundance, giving freely of the store platters of all manner of meats, and set by them glass goblets brimmed with wine.

Tiresias spoke to flashing-eyed Iris, holding his head close, that the others might not hear: “Dear stranger, wilt thou be wroth with me for the word that I shall say? Come, tell me this, and declare it truly. Who art thou among men, and from whence? Where is thy city and where thy parents? On what manner of train didst thou come, and by what means didst thou reach Sheffield? For nowise, methinks, didst thou come hither on foot. And tell me this also truly, that I may know full well, whether this is thy first coming hither.”

Then the goddess, flashing-eyed Iris, answered him: “Therefore of a truth will I frankly tell thee. I declare that I am Mentor, lord over the book-loving Librarians. And now have I put in here, as thou seest, and I will now prophesy to thee, as the immortals put it in my heart, and as I think it shall be brought to pass, though I am in no wise a soothsayer, nor one versed in the signs of birds. Not much longer shall thou toil at the job club; another destiny lies to thee: for thou shall become a trader of records, and thereafter a juggler of books. And full eight years hence thou shall return unto thy student ways and take up apprenticeship as a Librarian here in this very citadel. For thou are to become a Great Precentor and Keeper of Books, and bear the halo of a Saint upon thy head.”  

“Tell me, if thou wouldst: who will be my guide through this labyrinth of libraries?”, trembled the abundantly alliterative Tiresias, timidly. 

 “I, Mentor, will be there to press thee on, having upon thee a full year's experience. And besides my own guidance and demonstration will be that of those far greater in wisdom even than I: colleagues from thy working life, figures from thy past, tutors at whose feet thou shall study the arts of book keeping. Why, even great spirits will take the form of birds and tweet to thee thy destiny!”

So spoke Iris, and Tiresias obeyed, and was glad at heart. Then for all time to come a solemn covenant betwixt the twain was made by Iris, in the likeness of Mentor both in form and in voice. She did make visit to Tiresias in many guises, and in such forms as she had listed unto him that day did guide the blind traveller through the trials and toils that awaited him. And it was under such guidance that he did first post here within of the full many adventures that had led him to securing his place within the stacks. This night taketh she the form of CPD23, and Tiresias is led once more to the trough of learning for to drink heartily of the Precentor's cup. It tastes of Merlot (and good Merlot at that). 

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Saint Evelin in Room 237 with the Dissertation.

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Saturday, 6 August 2011

CPD23:9 Never Forget Where You're Coming From

Evernote is a... um... well, it's for... it... um... Ok, I give up. I've been looking at this thing for the best part of a fortnight and I'm still none the wiser. I've been sitting here waiting for the rest of the CPD23 community to give me some ideas, but you're all being very quiet or very gnomic on the matter. Hmm...

Here's what the CPD23 post on Evernote has to say for itself:
"The problem: You want to be able to make comments on webpages and archive them along with your own notes so that everything is all in the one place and easy to access. The problem-solvers: Evernote allows you to take notes on webpages and archive them for later consultation. Your notes can have file attachments and be sorted into folders, tagged, annotated etc."

Let's take that bit by bit. "You want to be able to make comments on webpages and archive them along with your own notes so that everything is all in the one place and easy to access." Fair enough. Yup, I might want to do that. I might see a webpage and make a few notes on it. Tis true. So I open an email, or my browser's notepad, or my sidebar notepad, or Windows notepad, and I copy the URL and I make my note. Or, if I'm concerned that the page will be different tomorrow, I save a copy of the page, or take a screengrab, and stick that as an attachment to the email, or as a link in the notepad. Things could scarcely be simpler. Evernote seems to be a way of doing this, only in a more complicated manner. With Evernote, "Your notes can have file attachments and be sorted into folders, tagged, annotated etc." So just like you can in an email, or with files in Windows if you were sufficiently organized. I'm struggling to see the point.

"Evernote is not just for making notes but can be used for archiving pictures from your computer or webpages or photographs taken during conferences to save you having to take notes all the time. All you have to do is to click New Note again and click and drag a photograph from the web or your computer etc. and drop it into your new note (or you can copy and paste if you prefer)." A bit like when I click 'Compose' in my email client?  I'm still missing something.

"Evernote for Windows or Mac will automatically synchronize your notes with Evernote on the Web every few minutes... (This means that changes you make to your Evernote account on different appliances i.e. computers, phones or mobile devices will all synchronise to keep your account up to date)." Ok, so there's webspace involved (just like if I were to use a web-client for my email). I'm beginning to see the faintest sliver of a function.

"You can also save web content, which involves installing the Web Clipper (a quick and easy process which adds the Evernote button to your Internet browser). All you need to do it to highlight the information you want to save and click on the Evernote button." This function is unsupported by my browser of choice, but seems to be little more than a copy/paste shortcut.

From the Evernote website, we learn "Evernote magically makes printed and handwritten text inside your images searchable, too." It does, and it does it quite effectively: better than the OCR program I have on my computer. But it does it at a rather leisurely pace unless you pay them money. I put three pictures in last week, and only one has been translated. So maybe in a month the function will be of use, but as it is I could copy out the information quicker.

It is the searchability, and this OCR function, that really makes Evernote worthy of even the slightest attention. But my browser notepad and my home email client are eminently searchable (though Outlook and Windows are admittedly less so (to the point of declaring war)). The webspace aspect is clearly of use, but there are plenty of bits of free webspace knocking about the internet without having to download a client. I dare say there are also considerably speedier and perhaps equally effective OCR systems available too.

So I remain very unconvinced about the need to have yet another process cluttering my taskbar and wasting valuable memory. It seems to me that Evernote is something of a white elephant.

CPD23:8 (Local Edition) Google versus Christa

In these parts the passage of time is measured on only one calendar:


For me a calendar is not a calendar without Austin Mitchell, Richard Whiteley, Christa Ackroyd or Christine Talbot somewhere in the mix. But we can't carry Kirkstall Road's finest with us everywhere (though I do keep Gaynor Barnes in a backpack). To negotiate ones hectic schedule on the move, one needs some sort of portable diary to keep track of forthcoming events.

I've never been very good with diaries. I have a cupboard full just here, most of which seldom have anything written in them beyond January. Generally I have been rather better at remembering dates than writing them.

Now, though, alcohol and age weary my brain. When I started Library School it became apparent to me that some sort of grand timetable might be of use. And so I made myself a little calendar and kept it in my notebook. This was all well and good if I had my notebook with me: ideal for when I had a lecture, but less so at any other time. So I had another little notebook too, and various bits of paper, and everything would (sometimes) be collated into a grand spreadsheet here on my computer (you may recall it as #50 in this post).

This situation was unsatisfactory. I considered some web-based solution but realised I would never keep it up to date. What would be useful, though, I thought, would be an on-line lecture timetable of some kind. It just so happened that my university was thinking along a similar path, and had attempted to cobble together a Google Calendar. I played around with it, and eventually copied some script to a webpage where I could refer to the calendar with ease. Alas, most of the time only half my lectures would appear. Doubtless the problems were more the fault of the university than of Google Calendar, but the whole débâcle did nothing to win me over to the concept. I considered another faff around but decided it would be quicker to write the thing out on a piece of paper.

This far from ideal state of affairs lasted until just the other month, when I bought myself a new telephone (of the mobile variety) complete with a built-in calendar. My telephone travels with me pretty-much everywhere and so now when I have an event I wish to record, I can record it to that. My diary woes are solved.

At work, itinerant members of staff are encouraged to share their hectic lifestyles in the calendar bolted to Microsoft's Outlook email client. Outside work I am loathe to broadcast to a wider audience my precise location for fear that they might find me. In both regards, Google Calendar seems redundant.

On the subject of Google more generally, it's been annoying me an awful lot of late. As a consequence of this blog I have acquired "an account" which serves, essentially, to make searching the web more difficult, and checking my university email account even more of a chore than it was before. In this climate, my interest in a Google Calendar is somewhat less than my interest in the local news programming of an area other than the one in which I live (for at least that has some curiosity value).

In the '90s, my friends and I became mildly obsessed with Calendar, mainly because it was a bit crap. Our obsession was rewarded consistently: a behind-the-scenes documentary (Channel 4's Deadline), a late-night version of the show set in Emmerdale Farm's Woolpack (with Mike from Mike's Carpets behind the bar), a Calendar-based panel-show presented by Barry Cryer (Cryer's Crackers) with Richard and Christa as team captains, and real-life Alan Partridge-esque car-crash The Richard Whiteley Show. Until Google's knock-off version of Calendar comes complete with such extras as this, I will have nothing to do with it.

I was going to end this CPD23 post with a clip of Cryer's Crackers or The Richard Whiteley Show, but, alas, YouTube has scant footage of both (a Google conspiracy, no doubt). Instead, revel in the greatest gift that Calendar did bring:


Stop and reset. 

Tuesday, 2 August 2011

LibDay7: Drink, Dreams & Dissertation

By day, tis said, I work in a library. But not in the summer months. In the summer months I am stood down to enjoy a life of leisure. Here in the northern hemisphere those summer months are happening right now. I am at home rather than in the library. But where's the leisure I was promised? It has been replaced by the pressures of a dissertation.

This, then, is where Round Seven of the Library Day in the Life Project finds me. Over the course of last week I kept a diary of my antics. Here's each day reduced to a 24hr clock:


Pink represents entertainments, orange is the mundane day-to-day, yellow is concentrated on-line activity, grey is sleep, and green... green is me in a spreadsheet with the dissertation data.

Over the course of the week, then, I spent the equivalent of a little over three days sleeping. Twelve hours were spent down the pub (including a lovely beer festival on Sunday and a meet-up with old Library School friends on Wednesday), ten hours were spent primarily engaging with music, radio or television, nine hours were spent pottering about on-line  (including signing up for Library Camp and booking a post-dissertation holiday), and five hours were spent eating. Three hours were spent getting up, and another three were given over to reading for pleasure. Two and a half hours were spent travelling.

Two whole days were spent working on my dissertation. TWO! More if you count Thursday, when I spent the night dreaming about manipulating spreadsheets. Brr...

Thursday was the day I spent most time on my dissertating. Sunday, comparatively, was a day of rest.

What have I been doing in this dissertation spreadsheet? I have been:
1) Marking up search-engine queries with respect to their content and structure, in order to gauge reformulation patterns.
2) Creating a number of tables and graphs from this data.

Both phases of activity vary in duration depending on a) the complexity of the searches, and b) the number of distractions. This week I have been accompanying my markings-up with a soundtrack consisting of Test Match Special, Five Live Drive, old John Peel tapes, and opera.

In all I have marked up about 10,000 search queries (about two thirds of them in this last week). I can now start to write about them. That's what I'll be doing for the next month. Hopefully I'll find time to squeeze in a few blog posts along the way.